But if they ever were asked,
these would be the answers.

What do you mean by "Images"?
Some are photographs, some were born in the AutoMind, some are paintings, some a mixture of these things and more. But they are all Images.

What are the drugs you've taken, laws you've broken, and the crazy things you've done?
I've detailed that all here.

Are you sure you're not Stephen Stills?
Wait a minute, let me check.
Nope, I'm not.

Did you hear the latest about Paris Hilton?
Hmmmm, all I know for sure is that she's consuming oxygen that could be better used rusting something.